Made me chuckle

[FxrAndy]

A good chuckle for the start of the day!!!

SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER

You Don't Have To Own A Cat To

Appreciate This One! You don't even have to like 'em!

We were dressed and ready to go out for

the New Years Eve Party. We turned on

a night light, turned the answering machine on,

covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in

the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and

requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and we opened the

front

door to leave the house.

The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back

into the house.. We didn't want the cat shut in the house

because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes out to the taxi,

while I went inside to get the cat. The

cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife

doesn't want the driver to know that

the house will be empty for the

night. So, she explains to the taxi driver

that I will be out soon,

'He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'

A few minutes

later, I get into the cab.

'Sorry I took so long,'

I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid

bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a

coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to

take off,

so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a

blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I

hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'

The cab driver hit a parked car.

[redwatch]

Oh my god that was priceless!!!

[modelizer]

Good one mate!

[Katerchen]

Me and a colleague almost felt off our chairs

in the office reading this

I guess real life always writes the best stories and jokes!

george

[Demsey]

Love it.