The Lone Ranger and Tonto

[Nanuq]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got

their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe,

look towards sky, what you see? '

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically

speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially

billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past four in the morning.

Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and

insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day

tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?'

'You dumber than buffalo chip, Kemo Sabe. It mean someone stole the tent.'