Nanuq Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 A man in Alaska wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof, so he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough he find an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun, and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab him by the balls and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the bear cage in the back of the van.." Before climbing up the ladder, the guy hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwatch Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Priceless!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vafarmer70 Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Hahaha good one my north lights friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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