TwoTone Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Thursday, September 07, 2006 A woman shot her husband because he fatally shot her chicken in some God-forsaken town northwest of Eugene, Oregon. Police are sure the woman intended to shoot the man because she was pissed he shot her pet chicken. They filed charges against her for assault. They're not sure whether the man intended to shoot the chicken. No charges were reportedly brought against him. He used a handgun but she pulled out her full-blown rifle in reply. He shot the chicken straight up - from the front. She shot him in the back! Did I mention the couple was doing yardwork but had been drinking all day Monday when the ... um ... gunfight broke out? Heck of a way to kick off the week. The moral of the story is, don't shoot your drunken wife's pet chicken but if you do, either don't turn your back on her or make sure her rifle is locked away in the closet first. Maybe you'd be better advised to get rid of any wife who has a chicken for a pet or a rifle she keeps with her while doing yard work. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/husband_chicken_shootings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r11co Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Is that two banjos I can hear playing.......?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omni Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 I did notice that the wife is 15 years older than the husband she shot. I guess Ashton Kutcher better take heed of his toy-boy status with Demi Moore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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