mikellem Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No, he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I wait?" "No, come in." They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together." Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over." Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Boom Boom Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CY0811 Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 I've seen an actual skit of that somewhere...it was quite funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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