Be Careful What You Ask For

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A guy with a 25-inch (63.5cm) penis went to a doctor and said, "I can't live

with this penis anymore! It's too long."

The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for you, but if you see the

witch doctor in the bayou, she can help you."

So, he went to the bayou and saw the witch doctor.

The witch doctor said, "Go into the swamp and find a female frog.

Ask her to marry you. She'll say 'No,' and you'll lose 5 inches (12.7cm) off

your penis!"

So, he went to the swamp and found the frog and asked her,

"Will you marry me?"

"No!" she said.

He lost 5 inches (12.7cm) off his penis! The guy liked the results, and

thought, 20 inches (50.8cm) is just too much. So he asked the frog again,

"Will you marry me?"

The frog said, "No!" And the guy lost another 5 inches. He thought,

God, 15 inches (38.1cm) is great! But 10 inches (25.4cm) would just be perfect.

So he asked the female frog yet again,

"Will you marry me?"

And the frog said, "How many times do I have to tell you? No! No!

No!"

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Bummer .....................................

Ken

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Talking Frogs....NOT so cool...and here's why

A man takes the day off of work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron". The man looks round and doesn't see anyone so he tries again. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits a birdie. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog eh?" The frog reply's "Ribbit, Lucky frog. Lucky frog."

The man decided to take the frog with him to the next hole. What do you think frog?", the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." was the reply. The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "Ok where to next?" The frog reply, "Ribbit Las Vegas".

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "Ok frog, now what?" The frog says "Ribbit Roulette". Upon approaching the roulette table the man asks," what do you think I should bet?" The frog reply, "Ribbit $3000 black 6." Now, this is a million to one shot that this would win but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.

He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me". He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. All of a sudden the frog turns into the most gorgeous 16 year old girl in the world.

"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room".