bres3000 Posted March 26, 2006 Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bres3000 Posted March 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 A++ reminds me of the formula for the Area under the curve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TwoTone Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 A++ reminds me of the formula for the Area under the curve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jjajh Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 Perpendicular digitation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bres3000 Posted March 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 bres...... Excellent. give me the pi Õ r ² Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bres3000 Posted March 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 bres...... answer please? the vulcan ass-melt has me baffled. I submit that the answer is either "8" or... there is no possible solution, as in the square root of (-x), where x equals a positive integer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjajh Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 The Vulcan ass meld is a psionic technique normally employed only by Vulcans. It is a deeply personal thing, part of the private life, and not normally used on aliens. Melding is not telepathy; those in a meld share consciousness in a kind of gestalt. Physical contact is required. The initiator places her breast and pelvis at key locations on the breast and pelvis of the other participant. This allows her to place pressure on key nerves and blood vessels to facilitate the link. The fact, that most Vulcans who performed the ass meld with other participants in ever changing manner, reciting varying formulas, implies, that it's very erotic behaviour, helping to concentrate on the task, leaving mere physical contact being the ultimate prequisite to initiate the meld. If successful, the link results in a merging of both bodies, essentially creating a single errogenous zone in two bodies, experience simultaneously by both participants. It has to be said, that the meld can also be used by it's initiator to probe another persons anus, while the melder herself shields her anus from being penetrated by the other participant, resulting in a rather onesided psionic sexual experience, although both participants feel the penetration. Only the subject in physical contact with the initiator participates in the meld; others in the vicinity are not affected. Melding carries some risk. It can be physically debilitating for both parties. The pressure changes can potentially aggravate existing conditions. The melding results in some loss of identity, and can be difficult to break. A bucket of cold water may be used as a last rsort to separate the union. Aftereffects can be treated with the drug lexorin. Vulcan ass melding can be a very erotic and rewardin experienc but prolonged use may result in hemrhoids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bres3000 Posted April 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2006 The Vulcan ass meld is a psionic technique normally employed only by Vulcans. It is a deeply personal thing, part of the private life, and not normally used on aliens. Melding is not telepathy; those in a meld share consciousness in a kind of gestalt. Physical contact is required. The initiator places her breast and pelvis at key locations on the breast and pelvis of the other participant. This allows her to place pressure on key nerves and blood vessels to facilitate the link. The fact, that most Vulcans who performed the ass meld with other participants in ever changing manner, reciting varying formulas, implies, that it's very erotic behaviour, helping to concentrate on the task, leaving mere physical contact being the ultimate prequisite to initiate the meld. If successful, the link results in a merging of both bodies, essentially creating a single errogenous zone in two bodies, experience simultaneously by both participants. It has to be said, that the meld can also be used by it's initiator to probe another persons anus, while the melder herself shields her anus from being penetrated by the other participant, resulting in a rather onesided psionic sexual experience, although both participants feel the penetration. Only the subject in physical contact with the initiator participates in the meld; others in the vicinity are not affected. Melding carries some risk. It can be physically debilitating for both parties. The pressure changes can potentially aggravate existing conditions. The melding results in some loss of identity, and can be difficult to break. A bucket of cold water may be used as a last rsort to separate the union. Aftereffects can be treated with the drug lexorin. Vulcan ass melding can be a very erotic and rewardin experienc but prolonged use may result in hemrhoids It is as I suspected, then. I should master the pattie meld before attempting the creamy tuna meld. Alas, I am alergic to lexorin. One sided it shall be, as it often is. Anus shielding - isn't that always the case? "If you loved me you would lower your shield." Scoff at me? Fine. Would you care for tea with your Chloroform, dear? Sleep tight, dearest, but not too tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bres3000 Posted April 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 pardon me madam......do you have any grey poupon? thank you.....goodnight No, thank YOU! Is it me, or do I detect a hint of 'toe' in the pic above? Mmmmm......... toe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bres3000 Posted April 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 (edited) "The Ass Meld, as it relates to the Ultimate Nature of the Universe," continued........ Ass-tronomers have discovered the Origin of the Ass Meld in a distant Galaxy in the far reaches of the Universe. The Ass Meld is believed to have been created on this galaxy over 100 Billion Years Old. The Galaxy is aptly named "the Sphincter Galaxy," and it is pictured below in an image captured by the Gobble Space Telescope. Furthermore, paralleling the study of Fractals, relative to the Order in Chaos Theory, we find that the "Chaos" of the Sphincter Galaxy is in fact identical to a ass-ymetrically designed pattern found in Human Anatomy. If you dare, click on the Galaxy Image below to reveal the common essence of the Sphincter Galaxy and the Human Body. IF you dare! Edited April 2, 2006 by bres3000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoTone Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 as did i Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchy Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 No, thank YOU! Is it me, or do I detect a hint of 'toe' in the pic above? Mmmmm......... toe. Dude bres, come on....her feet arnt even in the picture.....how do you expect there to be 'toe'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bres3000 Posted April 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 as did i Stay tuned.... there will be further assignments in this area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bres3000 Posted April 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 Dude bres, come on....her feet arnt even in the picture.....how do you expect there to be 'toe'? Ahh, the innocence of youth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bres3000 Posted April 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Something about these pics is freaking me out..... the head/eyes maybe? I dunno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjajh Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Ass Melding pics stolen from Sphincter Galaxy reference library Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bres3000 Posted April 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Ass Melding pics stolen from Sphincter Galaxy reference library Looks like Simonese Fourplay to the act of Ass Melding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjajh Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Here is the six member melding technique. Should only be tried under strict supervision Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjajh Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 GENDER GEOMETRICS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjajh Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Back to natural geometry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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