Chinese Proverbs...

[TwoTone]

CHINESE PROVERBS

Virginity like bubble -- one prick, all gone.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano;

wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth!

But next to best thing on earth..

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War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well --often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

[Pugwash]

hmm ... is this actually potentially racist? We've got a lot of Chinese people here, maybe they can clarify.

I'm not making a call for censoring it, by the way. It's just something I always wondered.

Much like until Bruce Lee starred in Enter The Dragon, no Chinese actor had ever starred in a western movie. All promenent Chinese characters (think Charlie Chan) were played by whites in makeup.

[TwoTone]

@Pug

[Pugwash]

@Pug

Come on, tell me you're not in the least bit curious ...