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hiker01

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An English man stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Andalucía.
While sipping his Cervesa, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served 

at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?' The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have 

excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles, from the bull fight this 

morning. A delicacy!'

The man said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.' The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. 

There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you 

come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the man returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one 

and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the 

waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw 

you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor, sometimes the bull wins.’

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