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fe22ari

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Car won't start, clickety-clicking sound. Bum holes. Stuck in middle of nowhere. I'm in a nice warm pub, though, so it could be worse.

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That's the battery gone mate. Get some drunk guy to push it (hopefully with manual gearbox or you're fu_ked ;)

For sure better than me, when I was 21, hidden in a field with the car and a nice 16yo girl (that later became my love for 5 years), 50km from home, 2am, GPS still to be invented, impossible to explain to any friend how to reach me there, TOO MUCH DANGEROUS to call her father for help, and bloody battery when TFU... :D

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That's the battery gone mate. Get some drunk guy to push it (hopefully with manual gearbox or you're fu_ked ;)

For sure better than me, when I was 21, hidden in a field with the car and a nice 16yo girl (that later became my love for 5 years), 50km from home, 2am, GPS still to be invented, impossible to explain to any friend how to reach me there, TOO MUCH DANGEROUS to call her father for help, and bloody battery when TFU... :D

Gentle we dont wanna hear your porn stories this is for adults who rather wanna have a Nice watch Then sex hahahahahahahhahahaha ;)

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We were just looking at the stars an telling poems to each other. What did you think, you, perv!

:giggle:

Hey...!! It was you in the other post telling about your man Cave/ sex room you perv!!

;)

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Whaaaat?

In Danish you wrote slaughterhouse ??

You call your man Cave for slaughterhouse

Hell i dont wanna visit it now seen to many movies to know better haha ;)

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