KB Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 An 85-year-old couple, having been married nearly 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to the wife's interest in healthy food and exercise. When they reached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen, master bath suite and jacuzzi. As they ooohed-and-aaahed, the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. "It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven." Next, they went out back to see the championship golf course. They would have golfing privileges every day and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth. The old man asked, "What are the green fees?" Again St. Peter's replied, "This is Heaven - you play for free." Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the best of all the world's cuisines laid out. "How much to eat?" asked the old man. "Don't you understand yet? This is Heaven... It's free!" Peter replied. "Well, where are the low-fat and low cholesterol foods?" the old man asked timidly. "That's the best part! You can eat as much as you like of whatever you like; you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven." The old man looked at his wife and said, "You and your bran muffins... I could have been here ten years ago!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchy Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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