Heaven can't wait .

[KB]

An 85-year-old couple, having been married nearly 60 years, died in a car

crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to the

wife's interest in healthy food and exercise.

When they reached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion,

which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen, master bath suite and

jacuzzi. As they ooohed-and-aaahed, the old man asked Peter how much all

this was going to cost.

"It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."

Next, they went out back to see the championship golf course. They would

have golfing privileges every day and each week the course changed to a new

one representing the great golf courses on earth.

The old man asked, "What are the green fees?"

Again St. Peter's replied, "This is Heaven - you play for free."

Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the

best of all the world's cuisines laid out.

"How much to eat?" asked the old man.

"Don't you understand yet? This is Heaven... It's free!" Peter replied.

"Well, where are the low-fat and low cholesterol foods?" the old man asked

timidly.

"That's the best part! You can eat as much as you like of whatever you

like; you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."

The old man looked at his wife and said, "You and your bran muffins... I

could have been here ten years ago!"

[Dutchy]

Good stuff.