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contagious


FxrAndy

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A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".

>> Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles

>> and my mum said it was contagious."

>> "Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"

>> Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's

>> a bug going round, and it's contagious."

>> "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

>> Little Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door

>> neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says

>> it will take the contagious.

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