The Illegals are Resorting to Drastic Measures (pic)!

[hottoddy]

This is for real; taken right off the Yahoo newswire:

[ryyannon]

I move to ban Nanuq from posting on this forum:

He makes us look like total idiots.

Without even trying.

[ryyannon]

Nanuq = Chuck Norris?

I can't take this much longer....

[ryyannon]

There is no lake deep enough to hold Nanuq.

His image is reflected in every drop of water,

Yet no ocean can contain him:

He is a man alone

in his bathtub

On a Friday's eve:

Friend and companion

of the Great Rubber Duck.

[ryyannon]

I'm not sure I want to comment on that one, Nanuq.

[Donk]

This is for real; taken right off the Yahoo newswire:

When he puts it like that it affects me personally.

[ryyannon]

Fear not little Mexican lad;

Donc, fret naught for your burritos:

Nanuq is winding his watch,

And All Shall Be Good Again.