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Twisted Christmas Carols


KB

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Deck The Halls

See that drag queen his name is Polly.

Fa La La La La La La La La

For 50 bucks he'll make you jolly.

Fa La La La La La La La La

See him in his gay apparel.

Fa La La La La La La La La

You should meet his brother Carol.

Fa La La La La La La La La

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We Wish You A Merry Christmas

We wish you a happy hearing,

We wish you a happy hearing,

We wish you a happy hearing,

And we hope you make bail!

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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

Rudolph the red nosed wino,

Had a very shiny nose,

And if you got too close to him,

He would take off his clothes.

All of the other winos,

Used to laugh and call him names,

They never let poor Rudolph,

Join in any wino games.

Then one chilly Christmas Eve,

Rudolph froze to death in an alley.

End of story.

Ken

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