Apple's new product

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Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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Fact is funnier than fiction: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/13/mp3_breast_implant/