Been around a few times

[KB]

I received a phone call from an ex-girlfriend who this morning called

'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used

to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up

and rekindling a little of that "old magic".

"Wow!" I was flabbergasted. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you

now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you

last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the

challenge".

"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a

few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle

tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am

developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying

that tubby, grey haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would

still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I hung up!

[doc savage]

It's good to be a man.