Even tougher

[offshore]

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first

anatomy class, with a dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery

table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine

it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first

is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.' For an

example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the

butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do

the same thing,' he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes.

But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and

sucking on it. When everyone finished, and stood around gagging, vomiting, and spitting, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is Observation... I stuck in my middle finger and

sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.

Life's tough,

It's even tougher if you're stupid.'

[hooky]

Hahaa

Best joke of the day so far. Keep it up Offshore!