The Break-up

[jjajh]

I just had a break-up with my girl friend who I had been living with for three years .....

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.

And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.

[TwoTone]

[exper]

Haha might have to use that some time

[Johnkaz]

Go out and get drunk, you will find a beautiful girl.

But beware like Cinderella, when you wake up in the morning she may have turned into a pig.

Cheers johnkaz.