ryyannon Posted March 29, 2008 Report Posted March 29, 2008 Ya Mon! Four hundred and thirty years before Edison (who was a notorious cannilbalistic pedophile) a schizophrenic serial killer claiming that he was following the instructions of God, devised a method for recording the voice of a nymphomanical baby-killing alcoholic puppy-torturing prostitute. Like I've always said, let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Anyway, here it is, for real. Not exactly Dolby Surround, but hey, nobody's perfect, right? http://www.firstsounds.org/sounds/index.php
TeeJay Posted March 30, 2008 Report Posted March 30, 2008 Ya Mon! Four hundred and thirty years before Edison (who was a notorious cannilbalistic pedophile) a schizophrenic serial killer claiming that he was following the instructions of God, devised a method for recording the voice of a nymphomanical baby-killing alcoholic puppy-torturing prostitute. Like I've always said, let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Anyway, here it is, for real. Not exactly Dolby Surround, but hey, nobody's perfect, right? http://www.firstsounds.org/sounds/index.php Will clicking on that link give me nightmares?
ryyannon Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Posted March 30, 2008 Yeah, probably: it's actually a recording of this Jewish dude who explains how he's converted to Islam...
ryyannon Posted March 30, 2008 Author Report Posted March 30, 2008 Easy: by having a lot of time on my hands - especially when guys I used to hang with avoid me like the plague when I most needed their friendship...
Chronus Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 Easy: by having a lot of time on my hands - especially when guys I used to hang with avoid me like the plague when I most needed their friendship... Awwwwww
Corgi Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 Four hundred and thirty years before Edison (who was a notorious cannilbalistic pedophile) Come on! Edison was a nice guy... right...??
ryyannon Posted March 31, 2008 Author Report Posted March 31, 2008 Even though I closed it as soon as I saw the title, I wish I hadn't seen even that much. What a sick thing to do. Damn, what a douchebag
its_urabus Posted March 31, 2008 Report Posted March 31, 2008 those recordings sound like some of my cell phone calls... damn you tmobile.....
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