KB Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.' I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.' See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else. I showed it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse . Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corgi Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 This is clever. Kenberg you're wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted May 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 thank you sweetheart Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnkaz Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Nice one Ken. Was he arested by a Constable? Cheers Johnkaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hambone Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 I like this one alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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