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Renting VS Purchasing Sir Paul !


Stephane

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Leasing versus Purchasing

A collegue sent me this eMail :D

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather :shock:

Heater.jpg

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour.

For anything!

This is Kristen :rolleyes:

Kristen.jpg

Conclusion

Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are:

- a 22 year old hot babe,

- no begging,

- no coaxing,

- never a headache,

- plays all requests,

- ability to put BOTH legs around you,

- no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists.

Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense.

:bye1:

Cheers

Stephane

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Guest carlsbadrolex

Let me tell you that there are "stunners" that work for much less than $4k per hour... Just dont ask me how I know this!

After 2 divorces, I can assure you I will never buy again!

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