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I love turning the watch show on. I don't even know what brand it was tonight. But they always say the same things.

Look at those sweeping hands. Not something you see every day.

Look at that gold tone finish. Looks like it's made out of a solid block of gold doesn't it?

Those are real screws folks. Not stickers.

Multifunction watches are hard to come by.

These things are rare. They glow in the dark.

Everyone who knows watches knows this brand.

This is my favorite of all the watches I've seen here.

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I love turning the watch show on. I don't even know what brand it was tonight. But they always say the same things.

Those are real screws folks. Not stickers.

That one is gold. See back in the old days, to keep things together you needed to screw them in. These days, not so much. Stickers work just as well now. Who'd have thought it? All those screws over the years used to build cabinets, put up doors, and everything else, were not really needed. Stickers would have done the trick, as long as they looked like screws.

I am going to stop before I make myself look like an idiot.

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how much was it it sounds fantastic i want one :D

I love turning the watch show on. I don't even know what brand it was tonight. But they always say the same things.

Look at those sweeping hands. Not something you see every day.

Look at that gold tone finish. Looks like it's made out of a solid block of gold doesn't it?

Those are real screws folks. Not stickers.

Multifunction watches are hard to come by.

These things are rare. They glow in the dark.

Everyone who knows watches knows this brand.

This is my favorite of all the watches I've seen here.

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LOL!!!

Let's not forget: (Some variation of this):

"The phone lines are CRAZY for this one. I'm tellin' ya. If you want this. NOW is the time, these are not gonna last..."

Fast Forward>>>

"A few of these just bounced back..." (Probably true on some expensive items).

And then there's:

"We just pulled these out of the SHOPNBC VAULT. There are NO MORE LEFT. THIS IS IT."

You can tell I watch a lot. I must say the host is good at what he does. And he is a real watch guy, but he can lay it on just as thick as the rest of 'em.

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His job is to sell. But if you listen between his pitches, he's a watch guy.

If the surfer is selling surfboards, and want to sell as many as he can, the conditions will be butter with the pro's and "I can't believe it's not butter" when he has to dumb it down.

Sales is sales my man.

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