swdivad Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 NY-AP-Fox Department of Homeland Security officials, along with federal agents arrested an individual today at New York's Kennedy airport. The individual, whose name has not been released and was later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a mid-day press conference shortly after the arrest, Secretary Of Defense Donald Rumsfeld along with other top White House & DHS officials believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult, " Rumsfeld said. They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle." When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." For more details on this fast-breaking story, stay tuned to your local FOX News channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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