The Buffalo Theory

[spooky driver]

In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the

Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the

concept explained any better than this . .

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move

as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the

slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural

selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed

and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing

of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as

the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol

kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain

cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates

the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient

machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a

few beers.'

[TwoTone]

A all-time classic for sure...

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[pollux1]

:lol: Definitely one of the finest comedies ever made!

[FxrAndy]

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