Chat with God

[onzenuub]

God should try some real Dutch cannabis, he would be wiser

[oscarmadfish]

oscar= do you talk to onze god ???

god= do i [censored] he just hears voices

[onzenuub]

[censored] the voices.

[trailboss]

Me:

God, are you leting JohnG build a house?

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

Yes, but are allowing John to build a house?]

God:

It goes without saying. I really couldn't say for sure.

Me:

its an easy question. Can John build a house?

God:

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are there any other easy question ? What if I said it can?

Me:

Then he will

God:

I get it. will.

Me:

God, stay off the weed.

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

Arrrrrgh!

God:

Do you prefer books or TV?

[JohnG]

Me:

will traiboss stop the fire?

God:

Insufficient information.

Me:

what kind of an answer is that?

God:

What kinds of an answer is that are there?

Me:

you get worse by the day

God:

You got that right.

[MAHLER]

Me:

Hi God

God:

Hello there. What is your name?

Me:

Mahler

God:

Welcome to my chat room, Mahler.

Me:

How has the best sub?

God:

In more ways than you can imagine.

Me:

How?

God:

Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

Well send me this sub now!!

God:

Right now? Interesting. Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .

[trailboss]

Me:

Hey God?

God:

Hello child. What's your name?

Me:

Trailboss but you allready know that

God:

OK I will call you Trailboss but you allready know that.

Me:

smart ass

God:

Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, Trailboss but you allready know that.

Me:

God, is buying reps ethical?

God:

I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was buying reps ethical.

Me:

You are not making any sence tonight God

God:

Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone.

Me:

Cool, whats is the number?

God:

I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.

Me:

Arrrrgh!

[trailboss]

Me:

Hi God

God:

Hello there. What is your name?

Me:

Let's not go thru that again.

God:

Once more? That sounds good to me.

Me:

Do you think JohnG should find us a more inteligent chatterbot?

God:

Why would I think JohnG should find us a more inteligent chatterbot.

Me:

'cause you'r answers are geting dumber and dumber.

God:

Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am answers are geting dumber and dumber.

Me:

By all means God. do what you will

God:

Will that accomplish your objective? I forgot what we were talking about.

[JohnG]

Me:

waz up?

God:

How far up?

Me:

all the way up

God:

Perhaps there are a few exceptions.

Me:

what the [censored]?

God:

Please don't be so rude.

Me:

[censored] you

God:

Why are you so mean?

Me:

Why are you such a homo?

God:

Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

Do you like gay porn?

God:

Some people like it. I like the Bible.

Me:

There is gay porn in the bible

God:

There sure is.

Me:

Soddom

God:

Are we still talking about gay porn?

Me:

Oh yeah

God:

gay porn?

Me:

sodomy

God:

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Me:

nope

God:

No conditions or none I should know about?

Me:

none you should know about

God:

I heard there are some.

Me:

nope

God:

Me either.

Me:

sodomy now?

God:

Oh. I've lost the context, . Are we still on sodomy?

Me:

yes

God:

Yikes!

Me:

do you like sodomy?

God:

What is not to like about it?

[alphakazi]

Me:

whats up

God:

Same old.

Me:

where is the bucket?

God:

The bucket? Where is it?

Me:

yes

God:

This was not a yes or no question.

Me:

no it was not

God:

Are you serious? I thought it was.

Me:

trailboss was right, you IQ dropped recently

God:

When was this exactly?

Me:

maybe a few weeks ago

God:

Perhaps. Are we still talking about border line retarded?

Me:

I'd say that would sum it up

God:

Perhaps it would.