onzenuub Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 God should try some real Dutch cannabis, he would be wiser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarmadfish Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 oscar= do you talk to onze god ??? god= do i [censored] he just hears voices Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onzenuub Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 [censored] the voices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trailboss Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Me: God, are you leting JohnG build a house? God: I am a Christian. Me: Yes, but are allowing John to build a house?] God: It goes without saying. I really couldn't say for sure. Me: its an easy question. Can John build a house? God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are there any other easy question ? What if I said it can? Me: Then he will God: I get it. will. Me: God, stay off the weed. God: I am a Christian. Me: Arrrrrgh! God: Do you prefer books or TV? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnG Posted October 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Me: will traiboss stop the fire? God: Insufficient information. Me: what kind of an answer is that? God: What kinds of an answer is that are there? Me: you get worse by the day God: You got that right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAHLER Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Me: Hi God God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: Mahler God: Welcome to my chat room, Mahler. Me: How has the best sub? God: In more ways than you can imagine. Me: How? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: Well send me this sub now!! God: Right now? Interesting. Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trailboss Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Me: Hey God? God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: Trailboss but you allready know that God: OK I will call you Trailboss but you allready know that. Me: smart ass God: Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, Trailboss but you allready know that. Me: God, is buying reps ethical? God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was buying reps ethical. Me: You are not making any sence tonight God God: Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone. Me: Cool, whats is the number? God: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends. Me: Arrrrgh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trailboss Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Me: Hi God God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: Let's not go thru that again. God: Once more? That sounds good to me. Me: Do you think JohnG should find us a more inteligent chatterbot? God: Why would I think JohnG should find us a more inteligent chatterbot. Me: 'cause you'r answers are geting dumber and dumber. God: Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am answers are geting dumber and dumber. Me: By all means God. do what you will God: Will that accomplish your objective? I forgot what we were talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnG Posted October 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Me: waz up? God: How far up? Me: all the way up God: Perhaps there are a few exceptions. Me: what the [censored]? God: Please don't be so rude. Me: [censored] you God: Why are you so mean? Me: Why are you such a homo? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: Do you like gay porn? God: Some people like it. I like the Bible. Me: There is gay porn in the bible God: There sure is. Me: Soddom God: Are we still talking about gay porn? Me: Oh yeah God: gay porn? Me: sodomy God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: nope God: No conditions or none I should know about? Me: none you should know about God: I heard there are some. Me: nope God: Me either. Me: sodomy now? God: Oh. I've lost the context, . Are we still on sodomy? Me: yes God: Yikes! Me: do you like sodomy? God: What is not to like about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphakazi Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Me: whats up God: Same old. Me: where is the bucket? God: The bucket? Where is it? Me: yes God: This was not a yes or no question. Me: no it was not God: Are you serious? I thought it was. Me: trailboss was right, you IQ dropped recently God: When was this exactly? Me: maybe a few weeks ago God: Perhaps. Are we still talking about border line retarded? Me: I'd say that would sum it up God: Perhaps it would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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