trailboss Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 To start off. Four blokes were having a few cognacs after a a large company dinner. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first bloke said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so wealthy that he recently gave his best friend a Rolls Royce for his birthday." The second bloke said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday." The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A beachside Villa in Tuscany" The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?" One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?" The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment." The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful beachside villa in Tuscany, a brand new jet and a Rolls Royce from his boyfriends." Col. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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onzenuub Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Have one in Dutch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg_r Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Have one in Dutch... one what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onzenuub Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 one what? Joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg_r Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Joke Have you been using invisible ink again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onzenuub Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 No Joke is a girls name in The Netherlands, have one in stock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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