My Job History...
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned.
I couldn't concentrate...
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I couldn't hack it.
So they gave me the axe...
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it.
Mainly because it was a sew-sew job...
Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting...
Then, I tried to be a chief, I figured it would add a little spice to my life.
But I just didn't have the thyme...
I attempted to be a deli-worker, but any way you slice it I couldn't cut the mustard...
My best job was job was a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't note worthy...
I studied a long time to become a doctor,
but I didn't have any patience...
Next, was a job in shoe factory, I tried, But I just didn't fit in...
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income...
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company
but the work was just too draining...
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job...
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian,
until I realized there was no future in it...
My last job was working in Starbucks,
but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind...
So, I tried retirement, and found I'm perfect for the job...