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Not sure about that: El's not responding to my PMs anymore. Maybe a'PMS'-related problem? :-)

Sounds great! Except I'd have to get it tattood on my arm for easy reference.

Is eddie maybe saying that the he's the 'girl'? Hell, I'd hit it. No, wait a minute.....

@Andrew: Forget about the watches, toy pianos, rep toasters, knives, forks and spoons. Please just send the girl in the photo above. Shipping delays no problem. I'm extraordinarily patient.

Let's see now.... The purpose of Andrew's thread was to inform us of temporary delivery problems, right? Or did I miss something....

Whether it's Forkistas or the Scots, you can always count on Pugwash to stick a knife into you....

I'm going to ask my friend Forky Pig to get on your case, Pugwash. Believe me, you don't want to mess with Forky. Guy's a real swine....

Oh yeah? Fork you, Pugwash!

All of this is making me wonder if Andrew also deals in replica toasters. I seem to remember an interesting thread on the subject some time ago....

Ken, I've given up FIVE TIMES in five months, so I know even better. A little respect here, please.

Retep, whenever that happens to me, I light up a cigarette and all the symptoms disappear immediately! Brings instant relief! Hope this helps....

Well, it sure has become a perfect example of hijacking a thread: our apologies, Andrew. I'm sure you know that there's no disrespect implied! And now a bump to get your original message back into the forum's eye: (hits a perfectly-pitched note on one of Trusty's Toy Pianos)

Hey, Retep's still alive! (Sounds of intense wheezing in background...) Hang in there man!

It's clear that we will soon have to change our focus to a Toy Piano Forum. And some of the dealers are going to have to modify their names: Andrew, The Trusty Toy Piano Guy PTP: Precious Toy Piano TTKTP: Time To Kill Toy Pianos TPM: Toy Piano Master MBTP: Maria's Best.... And so on. The really good news is that with a corresponding change of our name from RWG to TPG, our activities will be much less visible on sites like Google - other than attracting the odd toilet paper fetichist. In the meantime, and while waiting for the forum make-over, feast your eyes on these babies (note the cool certificate of authenticity!):

'Funny' co-incidence, I just found this in my mailbox. I'm a bit busy this week and you're all such a great bunch of guys that I've decided to pass this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make some serious money on to one of you. All I'm asking in return is a small finder's fee which we can discuss before you proceed to rake in your millions. No, don't thank me. Such a selfless action is (almost) reward enough in itself: FROM ENGR.OBOT DUKE. NIGERIA NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION (NNPC) 7 KOFO ABAYOMI ST, VICTORIA ISLAND, LAGOS, NIGERIA Good day, Although this proposal might come to you as surprise since it is coming from someone you don't know or ever seen before. But after due consideration I decided to forward this business roposal. I want a reliable person. I am the Chairman of the Contract Award Committee, Federal Ministry of Petroleum Resources of Nigeria ENGR.OBOT DUKE. I am in search of an agent to assist us in the transfer of (US$30,M) THIRTY MILLION, UNITED STATES DOLLARS. And subsequent investment in properties in your country. You will be required to: (1) Assist in the transfer of the said sum (2) Advise on lucrative areas for investment (3) Assist us in purchase of properties. If you decide to render your service to us in this regard, 15% of the total sum will be offered to you, you can also send me your private telephone and fax for easy communication. Your line of business in this transaction does not matter. Honesty and your ability to keep it secret and keep my own safe when the money hits your account is what matters. Your prompt reply will be highly appreciated by sending your reply through me mail address below. Best regards, Pls, reply to my email:engrduke200@walla.com Respectfully, ENGR.OBOT DUKE. Chairman Contract Award Committee {CCAC}

What a beauty! Blows away any MBW I've ever seen... And Nanuq DOES have a beard after all....humm...

Retep, do you ever have the impression of seeing double? As for CrazySaleMan, you've got him mixed up with Nanuq. I don't there's any connection between the two - especially since Bob doesn't have a beard or wear heavy black horned-rim glasses...

I'll bet their toy pianos aren't even properly tuned.

Advice to newbies: First pick your dealer, then your toy piano.

Which dealer has the best toy piano?

One of my captionless faves, plus two others more or less in STFU mode:

All of this makes me wonder how CrazySaleMan is doing.... is he still selling his Double TRL WristWrap Rollies? Haven't seen him on the board for a while....

@By-Tor, Wow! Great story, funny reading! By the way, By-Tor, other forum members have recommended you to me as a trustworthy and God-fearing Man in whose honesty I could place all of my confidence concerning the transfer of a substantial amount of funds out of my country to yours. Please contact me at once so that we can discuss the possibilities of this mutally beneficial arrangement. God Bless! Ryyannon

I'm sure that Nanuq could explain in mathematical terms why this is not so - if he weren't off spending all his time fooling around with Miss Understood.....

Hush Retep! Now that we've baited the TRL trap, we don't want to scare....