Ya Mon!
Four hundred and thirty years before Edison (who was a notorious cannilbalistic pedophile) a schizophrenic serial killer claiming that he was following the instructions of God, devised a method for recording the voice of a nymphomanical baby-killing alcoholic puppy-torturing prostitute.
Like I've always said, let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
Anyway, here it is, for real. Not exactly Dolby Surround, but hey, nobody's perfect, right?
http://www.firstsounds.org/sounds/index.php