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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Welcome Dave
And as always you have an honorary key to our city
Ken
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Well guys that building is the same one in Dubai that Tiger Woods was driving golf balls off, but as it is over the water then its pretty safe to say no one will be hurt
Ken
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Welcome
And please do pop in from time to time and keep us updated
Ken
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Nothing to say just popping up so everyone is aware I'm still here
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Ok guy's chill
Bres you know how I feel about the use of personal photo's to mount attacks and an attack it is so please don't do it here.
Slay you have a real problem with social interaction which is why you find yourself the brunt of these kind of things.
So I think you should both step back from this, certainly I have not seen enough to start banning or even warning people yet, but you guy's are walking on the right path.............so leave it huh
Ken
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I have advoided this thread simply because it is a dangerous one for a mod to voice an opinion in.
However I will say this, Bress voiced his own opinion, it was thought out, it was civil and it was well within our boundaries of behaviour.
Some of you expressed your concerns about what Bress said in a civil and logical manner, others attacked as if Bress was trolling.
As a mod it is the second of these two types of responses that I find draws my attention.
Ken
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Willith is our special secret agent, nothing to worry about
................unless you do something wrong
Ken
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Site displays gen watches................................scam
Ken
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Bump
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One prob I see is he wants you to write the review first......................and we don't want a whole lot of phoney reviews popping up.
Ken
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I'm sure you will find the new RWG to be just as good, and what's even better Da Boss is in Da House.
Welcome
Ken
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an oldie but a goodie
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Bump
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that and tetris
Arcade is coming as soon as all the important stuff is done.
Ken
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W/G insert
correct case
new correct dial
new hands
correct date wheel
cheers!
Now we have already had a little chat, you assured me that you are a collector, ok thats fine please tells us about your watches, what you have posted looks like dealer specs.
Ken
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Bugger Scott I think its beautiful, I take it this is one of those new releases?
Ken
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Mine................just crap I made up
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I would say without a doubt whoever linked us with a scam site is feuding.............they just forgot to invite us to join in.
Ken
Can you please give me a link to the post.
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I was just thinking this could mean throwing out all I ever learned about Crown Gaurds
Ken
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Hey I guessed right..........................which watch will I win
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I can see another 'Eat your heart out' gen popping up in the not to distant future.
Ken
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I know I've asked around in other posts/forums but are there any watchsmiths that are recommended in the Melb area? Thanks
Yep there's one in Dandenong PM Davidws he has the address.
Ken
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Yeah I agree Molly must think its gen, he's got nothing to gain from being photo'ed with a cheap rep.
Slightly off topic, when Eddie Everywhere was named head of GTV 9 he was photo'ed in a nice spread with a very nice Pam (can't remember the model), but that was the first time I had seen anyone in Aussie land wearing a Pam.
Ken
Some of my watches...
in The Panerai Area
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Very nice..........very very nice
Thanks for sharing
Ken