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KB

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  1. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

    Smart man + smart woman = romance

    Smart man + dumb woman = affair

    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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    OFFICE ARITHMETIC

    Smart boss + smart employee = profit

    Smart boss + dumb employee = production

    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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    SHOPPING MATH

    A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

    A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

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    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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    HAPPINESS

    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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    LONGEVITY

    Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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    DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

    A woman has the last word in any argument.

    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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    HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

  2. Ok guy's chill :angry:

    Bres you know how I feel about the use of personal photo's to mount attacks and an attack it is so please don't do it here.

    Slay you have a real problem with social interaction which is why you find yourself the brunt of these kind of things.

    So I think you should both step back from this, certainly I have not seen enough to start banning or even warning people yet, but you guy's are walking on the right path.............so leave it huh :huh:

    Ken

  3. I have advoided this thread simply because it is a dangerous one for a mod to voice an opinion in.

    However I will say this, Bress voiced his own opinion, it was thought out, it was civil and it was well within our boundaries of behaviour.

    Some of you expressed your concerns about what Bress said in a civil and logical manner, others attacked as if Bress was trolling.

    As a mod it is the second of these two types of responses that I find draws my attention.

    Ken

  4. W/G insert

    correct case

    new correct dial

    new hands

    correct date wheel

    cheers!

    Now we have already had a little chat, you assured me that you are a collector, ok thats fine please tells us about your watches, what you have posted looks like dealer specs.

    Ken

  5. Yeah I agree Molly must think its gen, he's got nothing to gain from being photo'ed with a cheap rep.

    Slightly off topic, when Eddie Everywhere was named head of GTV 9 he was photo'ed in a nice spread with a very nice Pam (can't remember the model), but that was the first time I had seen anyone in Aussie land wearing a Pam.

    Ken

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