I offer an aside to your insult VB. I've gotten TONS of compliments for my Fossil I wear. I've never seen anyone else with it. SS case and SS links strap, with a very simple dial. No numbers, only hack marks on the 5s. Pretty simply... except for the fact that the dial changes from black to red every 2 seconds. It's taken some serious beating in the last 5 years I've had it, it's been to 100+ feet while diving and tons of various construction projects as well as field work.
I've seen some of the watch shots you've put up on here... some of which are borderline gaudy, and have been WAAAY too large for your wrist (besides the fact that it's been a men's watch )
So there!