FxrAndy Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 thought this might amuse your scottishnes With suitable apologies to all my English pals............................ Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog ? A: Because they can't hold on to a lead. Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag ? A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer. Q: Why do the English make better lovers than the Portuguese/Germans ? A: Because English are the only one's who can stay on top for 45 minutes and still come second ! Q: What is common between a 3-pin plug and the England football team ? A: They are both useless in Europe ! Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and England ? A: O J Simpson had a more credible defence Q. What's the difference between the English and a jet engine? A. A jet engine eventually stops whining Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and Jimmy Hill. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do ? A. Shoot Jimmy Hill - twice. Q. If you see an English football fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him ? A. It could be your bicycle. Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2004 and world cup 2006 Commemorative cube painted red, white and blue - in honour of the England squad.........................but it was a laughing stock and crumbled in the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthebhoy Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Yes......oldies but goodies nevertheless! JTB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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