Guest Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Im receiving a couple watches from overseas....My heart literally stopped for a few seconds...All I read was "intercepted".....Goddamit they just confiscated my Franken 111h from europe!!! NOOOOOOOOOO.....but then I read on and chuckled......jijijijiji SPPPPPAAAAMMMMMM.....Thank God for Spam. UNITED STATES POSTAL INSPECTION SERVICE PO BOX 555, NEW YORK NY 10116-0555 This is to notify you that we have intercepted your parcel from UPS COURIER SERVICE for some security reasons stated below: Our scanning system has detected that your parcel contained a confirmable CARD to the tune of US1,500,000.00 USD. Also for the Delivery of the Parcel to continue, you are in obligation to obtain from Spain, a Duly Sworn Affidavit from Spanish High Court which will back up the Origin of Fund. This is in line with the Anti-Terrorist Campaign which the USA Government has embarked on recently to protect our Territory from future attacks. You should therefore contact the sender of the CARD or the UPS Courier Agent in Madrid Spain to get the Sworn Affidavit for you while we wait to receive from you the Affidavit File Number to enable us forward your CARD to your address. Below the contact information. Note that the cost of the Affidavit is US$158 and do not hesitate to remit the amount to him. Name: Mr Lewis Aries Email address: lewisaries@gala.net Tel: 011 34634 126 539 We shall then forward the CARD to you and you will be sure of a genuine CARD that is coming to you. We are doing this for your interest considering the rate which fraudulent and stolen checks/CARD are been sent to our innocent citizen that most times put them in problem. Always send your correspondence to our secure email: postal_inspector@post.com Your urgent action on this notice will be appreciated. Sincerely, GUY COTTRELL Chief Postal Inspector Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chronoluvvv Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 hilarious ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pollux1 Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 What will they think of next lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prsist Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 The Nigerians are getting clever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rychastings Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 I was like then I was like good to hear your watch didnt actually get seized through Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subbiesrock Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 That's quality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pabler Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Is someone going to believe that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxman Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 What bitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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