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Scottish Joke Of The Day...


TwoTone

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Scottish Joke of the Day

Legend has it that there is a bar in Glasgow where, in the ladies

room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the

mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish.

However, if one tells a lie... Poof.

They are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen

again.

Sooooo, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room,

stands before the mirror and says, 'I think I'm the most beautiful

woman in the world.' Poof. The mirror swallows her.

Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, 'I

think I'm the sexiest woman alive.' Poof. The mirror swallows her.

Then, an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the

mirror and says, 'I think...' Poof.

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