Antonio Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Q: Know how you can tell when a watch is hungry? A: When it goes back four seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLeGrande Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Q - What time is it when it's time to go to the dentist? A - Tooth Hurty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r11co Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Grim! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthebhoy Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 A social worker asks a collegue: "What time is it?" The other one answers: "Sorry, don't know, I have no watch." The first one: "Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthebhoy Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me. But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead. You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple od bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you wife in be with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "TIMES UP"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthebhoy Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Q: Why don’t women wear watches? A: There’s a clock on the stove! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthebhoy Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Segal's Law: A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure. JTB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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