PureTime Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 (edited) Hey Guys, I am making it my mission to single-handedly prove that us dealers aren't robots, that we do have a sense of humor (at least i do, ha)! Therefore, my first "campaign" is to officially launch "Puretime's Joke of the Day". Enjoy... Angus Edited April 21, 2011 by PureTime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KB Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 Wow that a very kewl self portrait Dave. Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave123 Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 Actually its an old Johnnyboy pic i have i have saved...been waiting to unleash it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rckh Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 (edited) Hey Man! Several years ago; I heard the following conversation between a little boy with his mother in HK MTR: Little Boy: Mom! I can't hold it! I need to p.iss right now! Mother : My son, be patience for a moment ok? We'll get off the train only 2 more stations. Be a good boy hold it for a while will you? Little Boy : No! I can't hold it! I need p.iss now Mom! Mother become angry & said : Look around son; where can I find a toilet for you? Look around! there's no toilet inside a train! Little Boy : Yes! there's mom, I can p.iss inside your mouth. Mother get shock & ask : What are you talking about? Why are you say that? Little Boy : Because I saw Dad p.iss inside your mouth many time before, why I can't p.iss inside your mouth like dad too? Mother look around the people in the train & feel absolutely embarrassing.........; Most of the people on the train include me turn my face aside & laugh.. Mother & son get off the train when they arrive the next stop. Where little boy p.iss at last? I don't know..... A lesson learn :Lock you bedroom door before you prepare to have some serious action with your lovely wife if you have children in your house!!! Best Regards, Raymond Edited April 21, 2011 by rckh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PureTime Posted April 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 Please tell me you didn't actually hear this... did you!? Angus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rckh Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 Please tell me you didn't actually hear this... did you!? Angus DAMN You! I heard it MYSELF! BR, your Damn friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PureTime Posted April 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 Don't you Damn me! Unless you want a Damn good Damning back, sir... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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