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Puretime's Joke of the Day


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Hey Guys,

I am making it my mission to single-handedly prove that us dealers aren't robots, that we do have a sense of humor (at least i do, ha)!

Therefore, my first "campaign" is to officially launch "Puretime's Joke of the Day".

Enjoy... ;)

Angus

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Hey Man!

Several years ago; I heard the following conversation between a little boy with his mother in HK MTR:

Little Boy: Mom! I can't hold it! I need to p.iss right now!

Mother : My son, be patience for a moment ok? We'll get off the train only 2 more stations. Be a good boy hold it for a while will you?

Little Boy : No! I can't hold it! I need p.iss now Mom!

Mother become angry & said : Look around son; where can I find a toilet for you? Look around! there's no toilet inside a train!

Little Boy : Yes! there's mom, I can p.iss inside your mouth.

Mother get shock & ask : What are you talking about? Why are you say that?

Little Boy : Because I saw Dad p.iss inside your mouth many time before, why I can't p.iss inside your mouth like dad too?

Mother look around the people in the train & feel absolutely embarrassing.........; Most of the people on the train include me turn my face aside & laugh..

Mother & son get off the train when they arrive the next stop. Where little boy p.iss at last? I don't know.....

A lesson learn :Lock you bedroom door before you prepare to have some serious action with your lovely wife if you have children in your house!!!

Best Regards,

Raymond

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