bres3000 Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Posted April 12, 2006 back to natural geometry.... My calculator is on fire. Geometry of the Toe involves several Laws of Physics. Name two.
jjajh Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 Geometry of the Toe involves several Laws of Physics. Name two. Let' see... Physical law #1 -- the angle of the dangle is proportionally equal to the heat of the meat. Physical law #2 -- the juice of the sluice is proportionally equal to the slide of the glide.
jjajh Posted April 12, 2006 Report Posted April 12, 2006 i'd get it on with the cartoon @jf....anything's possible mon ami This is the Looney Bin after all
bres3000 Posted April 13, 2006 Author Report Posted April 13, 2006 Let' see... Physical law #1 -- the angle of the dangle is proportionally equal to the heat of the meat. Physical law #2 -- the juice of the sluice is proportionally equal to the slide of the glide. Very good. The Laws you stated are both variations on Testlickle's Deviant, which states "That which goes in, must also come out." Name the origin of that Deviant and win a prize. No, its not a pony....
jjajh Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 ANSWER: Johnnyboy is the origin of that deviant dictum. It is widely know that JB stutters and repeats himself. The more it happens the more excited he becomes and tends to repeat himself faster and faster. So...that which goes in must also come out...ultimately culminates in physical dislocation and erotic termination; conclusive proof of origin of the deviant. BTW...he is in counselling to help slow down the repetition cycle which should be good news for some ladies in the audience
bres3000 Posted April 14, 2006 Author Report Posted April 14, 2006 ANSWER: Johnnyboy is the origin of that deviant dictum. It is widely know that JB stutters and repeats himself. The more it happens the more excited he becomes and tends to repeat himself faster and faster. So...that which goes in must also come out...ultimately culminates in physical dislocation and erotic termination; conclusive proof of origin of the deviant. No, actually I'm pretty sure it originated in The Firesign Theater.
jjajh Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 Bres This is the Looney Bin...not Jeopardy Real answers belong in the real world. I'm sticking with my asnwer
bres3000 Posted April 15, 2006 Author Report Posted April 15, 2006 Bres This is the Looney Bin...not Jeopardy Real answers belong in the real world. I'm sticking with my asnwer ok, ok here's something I whipped up with Photoshop & Kai's Power Tools:
jjajh Posted April 16, 2006 Report Posted April 16, 2006 Similar...similar works just fine for me and who needs paradoxes anyway? Paradigms are much more fun
jjajh Posted April 17, 2006 Report Posted April 17, 2006 TOPIC? What's a TOPIC in the BIN? I am climbing to a loftier place
jjajh Posted April 17, 2006 Report Posted April 17, 2006 .....he's bringing the food.... I think that the 'he' is a 'she' But she must be a very little she
jjajh Posted April 17, 2006 Report Posted April 17, 2006 Yep...you are absolutely right....she is an "S" word But he is also an "S" word...
jjajh Posted April 18, 2006 Report Posted April 18, 2006 Oh my @jb.... Is there a message in your last post that you want to share with the group
jjajh Posted April 27, 2006 Report Posted April 27, 2006 Bres is the one on the top....wait....I'm not sure He may be the one of the bottom
bres3000 Posted April 28, 2006 Author Report Posted April 28, 2006 he's in here somewhere........ Look again. That's not me, that's Klink. Klink is everywhere!
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