FxrAndy Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 A Glaswegian walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Awwriiiight big man... you know, I just dinna like being on benefit, I'd really rather huv a joab." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is £200,000 a year". The Weegie says, "You're bull****tin' me!" Social worker says, "Aye well, you started it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest TTK Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 I just dinna like being on benefit He must have been an emigre to Glesca......definitely not a native...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puttputt Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 Good one mate... that actually made me laugh out loud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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