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Why do we press harder on the TV remote when we know the batteries

are going?

Why do banks charge a massive fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there "are insufficient funds"!!

Why do people always have to touch the paint to check its dry when you say it's wet but believe you when you say they are over a billion stars in the sky?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when you throw

something at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear protective helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are

always white?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator win the

hope that

something new to eat will have materialized since they last looked?

Why do people keep going over a a bit of string a dozen times with their

vacuum cleaner unsuccessfully, reach down, pick it up, examine it, then drop it back down to give the vacuum another chance?

How do all those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you try to catch something falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over in the process?

Why do we try to keep the house as warm in winter as it was in the summer

when the majority complain about the summer heat?

How come theres always a mother in law joke available but you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And leaving the best to last......

Statistics on sanity say that one out of every four people

suffers from some sort of mental illness. Consider your three closest

friends

-- how do they seem, do they seem okay........ yes....?

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.........................then it's you!!

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One out of four ain't such bad odds. OK...so we line four average looking guys up and give them a number to help you decide which one of them is not quite right in the head...so to speak. :(

You pick ...but be careful cause I'm one of these four guys and I will blow your brains out if you pick me....just kidding

NO I'M NOT!!!! :lol:

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Without doubt the best street statue I have seen......love it....much better than the boring still life efforts you usually see.

Change the words 'street statue' to 'breasts' and I'm with you 100% :thumbsupsmileyanim:

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For "Baghdaddy of the Year"

This is tough :(

so many qualified candidates

But

When you consider the criteria...

My vote goes to :whistling:

This is really a pregnant moment...break for commercial

My vote goes to :band1:

38864-38599.jpg But you knew that already :p

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