Edge Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 Why do we press harder on the TV remote when we know the batteries are going? Why do banks charge a massive fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there "are insufficient funds"!! Why do people always have to touch the paint to check its dry when you say it's wet but believe you when you say they are over a billion stars in the sky? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when you throw something at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear protective helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator win the hope that something new to eat will have materialized since they last looked? Why do people keep going over a a bit of string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner unsuccessfully, reach down, pick it up, examine it, then drop it back down to give the vacuum another chance? How do all those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? Why is it that whenever you try to catch something falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over in the process? Why do we try to keep the house as warm in winter as it was in the summer when the majority complain about the summer heat? How come theres always a mother in law joke available but you never hear father-in-law jokes? And leaving the best to last...... Statistics on sanity say that one out of every four people suffers from some sort of mental illness. Consider your three closest friends -- how do they seem, do they seem okay........ yes....? ............. ............... ................... ...................... .........................then it's you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjajh Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 One out of four ain't such bad odds. OK...so we line four average looking guys up and give them a number to help you decide which one of them is not quite right in the head...so to speak. You pick ...but be careful cause I'm one of these four guys and I will blow your brains out if you pick me....just kidding NO I'M NOT!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjajh Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 @jf...you said...I'm safe No one is ever really safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edge Posted March 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 Without doubt the best street statue I have seen......love it....much better than the boring still life efforts you usually see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjajh Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 Without doubt the best street statue I have seen......love it....much better than the boring still life efforts you usually see. Change the words 'street statue' to 'breasts' and I'm with you 100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edge Posted March 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 She is amazing eh?? she was a great find for the Random Hottie thread, goergeous, and what a set.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jjajh Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 For "Baghdaddy of the Year" This is tough so many qualified candidates But When you consider the criteria... My vote goes to This is really a pregnant moment...break for commercial My vote goes to But you knew that already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjajh Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 Sometimes...it's what you can't see that makes the biggest difference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Undermeman Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Is it it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjajh Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 @jf ...."P" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undermeman Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Pick your poison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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