r11co Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 You know you are a true Scot if........... 1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie,Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. 3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day. 4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert. 5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink. 6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class! 7. Ye measure distance in minutes. 8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family. 9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean. 11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it. 12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date. 13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel. 14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop. 15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it. 16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure. 17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums. 18. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words; how's it hingin clatty boggin cludgie pished get it up ye wee beasties erse bandit amurny away an bile yer heid peely-wally humphey backit Ba'-heid baw bag dubble nugget And finally...... A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butcher shop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his erse aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?" "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 dubble nugget Howay an' [censored], ya bam. nat noo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthebhoy Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 ...........and ye STILL hate Jimmy Hill. JTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gargoil Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 ...cause he's a poof!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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