More Musings Of A Middle Aged Man

[KB]

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

[gran]

Not bad ken ...I have some words of wisdom too

It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence.

or even better

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.

better still

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.

MG