Saturday Special -- 'Like New' 7mm crown...

[automatico]

From a rarely worn 'Weekend Watch'.

Slight wear, but only on one side.

Guaranteed 100% genuine.

Threads are fine.

Never polished.

CA$H only.

No trades.

No IOUs.

I kept this one because it is the worst I've seen.  Maybe peel the gold off and sell it for $crap.   

[oldtools]

I'll take it, but you'll have to take 20% off the price to match the 20% off the crown

[automatico]

I was afraid someone would try to beat me down on the price.   

I should have turned it over.

Anyway, I'm not coming down one thin dime.

Q...Why not?

A...Because it was bought new.