Butt dust!

[jonthebhoy]

What is Butt Dust?

What, you ask, is "Butt Dust"? Read on and you'll discover the joy in a

child's sincere originality. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.

After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and

one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was

so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember

you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six ."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much

that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in

vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom

explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes

wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

SUSAN(age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't

give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I

cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing

in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why

is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON(age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what

was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed

when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES(age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named

Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife

looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What

happened to the flea?"

TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled

woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why

doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday

sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven

and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but

dust..." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient

daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in

her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

[Guest TTK]

Sitting watching a documentary about Queen Victoria.......they were showing old film around the 1890's.......my niece turns me to and says..."why did everyone walk so fast in your days Uncle Neil"..?..........I choked on my tea.......and howled for about an hour.....ahh.....from the mouths of babes....!

[Dutchy]

LOL very funny! I especially liked:

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.

After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and

one for cold milk?"

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in

vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom

explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes

wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I

cost?"

TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled

woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why

doesn't your skin fit your face?"

[jfreeman420]

Sitting watching a documentary about Queen Victoria.......they were showing old film around the 1890's.......my niece turns me to and says..."why did everyone walk so fast in your days Uncle Neil"..?..........I choked on my tea.......and howled for about an hour.....ahh.....from the mouths of babes....!

When I was about 5 or 6 I asked my mom if she had a horse and buggy in her day. She never let me forget that one.

[Sir-Lancelot]

Funny stuff.

My wife and I have 4.

They are each very different.

One day my son was sitting on the couch watching cartoons rubbing his pecker through his PJ's. I told him to STOP.

He asks why?

I said because you dont touch it front of other people.

He then says to me, "Well yall shouldnt be watching me."

Good Point and touch