Someone broke into my car and stole my Sub

[gargoil]

Just started a new job last week and as I was finishing on Tuesday a woman came rushing into my office to say that someones car had been "done over" outside the office. She said, "it's a silver estate.

"Bollox!", I thought, that sounds like mine.

I wasn't TOO bothered at this point as its a company car, would have been relly cheesed off if it had been my own car.

Anyway 2 wee scallywags had thrown a rock through my window and have taken a few things out my glove box including a Sat Nav unit, a USB hard drive, a keychain and my "Swiss" ETA Submariner. I usually keep a watch in the glove box in case i fancy a change at some point in the day or if I go out straight from work. They must think their quids in, "Ooo, It's a Rolex, lets steal that!" I hope they sell it to some Drug Kingpin who thenfinds out its a fake nd then goes back and kills the wee feckers, that would be justice!!

Rant over!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited March 14, 2007 by gargoil

[cornerstone]

Commiserations

The thing with getting your windows smashed as well is then you have to bugger around getting their ned brother to fix the window! It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!

[gargoil]

I wasn't sure what to tell the Policeman about the watch when he asked what contents of the car had been taken so I just described it as a sports watch which I had modified myself!!!

[Tim]

I wasn't sure what to tell the Policeman about the watch when he asked what contents of the car had been taken so I just described it as a sports watch which I had modified myself!!!

You don't know how insurance works do you?

Edited March 14, 2007 by Tim

[Davey]

Lets hope you havent got "Home" set on your satnav, because they'll be thinking "Rolex" hmm this guys got some wodge, lets go rob his house while he's at work.

[richard_uk]

Thats a very good point, I'm deleting home from my sat nav now!

[Corgi]

They're going to get a fun surprise when they figure out that watch isn't worth what they think it is.

Lucky they didn't take the whole car...

[r11co]

Anyway 2 wee scallywags had thrown a rock through my window and have taken a few things out my glove box including a Sat Nav unit, a USB hard drive, a keychain and my "Swiss" ETA Submariner. I usually keep a watch in the glove box in case i fancy a change at some point in the day or if I go out straight from work. They must think their quids in, "Ooo, It's a Rolex, lets steal that!" I hope they sell it to some Drug Kingpin who thenfinds out its a fake nd then goes back and kills the wee feckers, that would be justice!!

Rant over!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I ask where it is you work?! Is it the northern part of the city at all?! There's a remote chance if it is I might be able to find one or two things out.

Oh, and you might want to change your sig now (sorry to rub it in. )

[gargoil]

I work for Rangers Football Club <Flame proof suit on>, car was parked just outside Ibrox Stadium. have since found out there has been a spate of break ins in the area recently!!!

Think I'll leave my sig alone as I'll prob buy another one as I liked it so much!!!!

[r11co]

I work for Rangers Football Club <Flame proof suit on>.....

I can see JTB coming over the hill right now with his flamethrower!!

Next time I'm at Govan High I'll cast an eye round the playground for someone with a watch that's too big and bling for them.....