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KB

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My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.

When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f**#ing red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he will buy me a diamond.

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