Groaners

[KB]

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony

wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but

don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:

"A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste

funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That

sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?""Well, It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly,

"I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says

Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to

look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find

any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,

Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't

I've cut off your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. Then one turns to the other and says

"Dam!".

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the

craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your

kayak and heat it too.

heat it too.

[BilboBaggins]

lol